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betchplease2:

scruffydontgiveafuck:

fishnetandfundip:

adventureblock:

quantumspork:

breathingsboring:

nerd-do-well:

i-am-the-moriarty-it-is-me:

“After a while, just talking to them was no longer enough.”

well shit is this a horror movie

“You can’t trust someone who thinks you’re crazy.”

okay

“I don’t know, something… not naked.”

So the movie about my life is not a porno, I can deduce that much.

“Thou art dung, Dupre.”

everyone go home I win

“Listen, like I told your captain, that orphanage attacked me.”

Apparently orphanages have some grudge against me. Or maybe it’s the other way around.

“I just need to stitch up a hole in the butt, and I’ll give it back to you.”
-Mary Jane Watson 

Accurate.

“Basically I’m an optimist. Intellectually I can see man’s balance is about fifty-fifty, and his chances of blowing himself up are about one to one. I can’t see this any way but intellectually. I’m just emotionally unable to believe that he will do this. This means that I am by nature an optimist and by intellectual conviction a pessimist, I suppose.”

William Golding 

I’ll allow it 

“The sun is setting in the sky; Teletubbies say good-bye.”

no. nononononono. no.

“The most dangerous moment comes with victory.”

Not bad…